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03 April 2007 @ 12:08 pm
Dcon Gamer Quote bump  
So go through the list of the quotes and pick your 10 favorite. Remember we are going for funny because its out of context and quotes that apply to gaming in general not just because of exalted. You can reply to this post with your 10 favs.
 
 
 
MrBedpostmrbedpost on April 3rd, 2007 05:32 pm (UTC)
Jonathan:
I have to be there when she gives birth, otherwise she may eat it all herself.

Lorn:
It was like three years of Spanish class, all in one horrible enema.

Lorn:
Phenomenal cosmic power, minor anal leakage.

Felix: (pretending to be Ori)
Say something dirty to me.
Heron:
Necromancy.

Lorn:
I’m clearly the hero, I’m the one on the glowing pony.

Drakoran:
Why does this shit always happen to me?
Lorn:
Because you keep Blue Booking!

Michael:
Failure to meet the required number of successes will not result in injuries, but in dead babies.

Lorn:
Does a vagina count as a natural environment?
Lucas:
Not for you!

The Ninjasneakyninjaevil on April 3rd, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
Well, at least I get to see everyone's favorites.
MrBedpostmrbedpost on April 3rd, 2007 06:04 pm (UTC)
you can post your top favorites too! Patrick is goign to pick the 10 best and put them in a bump for dragoncontv
Whitney: twilightidony on April 3rd, 2007 10:46 pm (UTC)
Ori:
As our first servant, we’re going to geld you
Lucas:
You’ll lose four willpower for that.

Lorn:
It was like three years of Spanish class, all in one horrible enema.

Lorn:
Phenomenal cosmic power, minor anal leakage.

Felix: (pretending to be Ori)
Say something dirty to me.
Heron:
Necromancy

Lorn: (pretending to be Drakoran)
I’m gonna erase the universe to get rid of a problem with an aardvark.

Felix:
The Third Hand, that’s my special, handpicked followers.
Lorn:
Hey, that’s better than the Third Leg.
Ori:
Oh, just call them the Penis Posse and get it over with.

Drakoran:
Why does this shit always happen to me?
Lorn:
Because you keep Blue Booking!

Michael:
Failure to meet the required number of successes will not result in injuries, but in dead babies.

Lucas:
46 successes is enough to make Mr-T-I-Pity-the-Fool god start crying!

Lorn:
Then I use my bonfire to born the corpses of the cattle --
Felix:
To make sure that they don’t rise up as Hungry Cows.

Vas
I know fantasy gamer party politics. I'm nailing the healer.
The Ninja: nightcastesneakyninjaevil on April 4th, 2007 01:24 am (UTC)
Lorn:
Let’s have our Carebear moment and then you can jump across to the other ship and slaughter everyone.

Dragonblood:
Are you here for business or pleasure?
Lorn:
Pleasure. Do you have any horses here?

Felix:
Ok, I’ll just manifest Thieving Talons of the Red Cross to get some of his blood.

Felix:
Because soul-raping hurts Lucas, but ass-raping hurts the player.

Lorn:
I’m the Battle Pope!

Lucas:
I take the yellow pill to make me forget that there were Matrix sequels.

Tok:
You are divine!
Lucas:
No, we can just read you ignorant fuck!
(re: Lorn explaining letters to Tok)

Ori:
Don’t worry, this will only hurt if you’ve screwed my daughter.

Jonathan:
I have to be there when she gives birth, otherwise she may eat it all herself.

Michael:
Failure to meet the required number of successes will not result in injuries, but in dead babies.
William Ryan Cardenwryanc on April 12th, 2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
1
Ryan "I haven't named my horse. That way, I can get a better one later."

2
(after describing a long, involved plan to discredit an enemy)
Lucas:
And then you murdered him?
Felix:
No! I murdered him first!

3
Lorn:
You unleashed a Formorian?
Lucas:
No I didn't and that village was deserted when I got there!

4
Michael:
Failure to meet the required number of successes will not result in injuries, but in dead babies.

5
Josh:
Why does this shit always happen to me?
Beau:
Because you keep Blue Booking!

6
Michael:
Another Dex + Ride roll, and, uh… make this one.

7
Lorn:
It was like three years of Spanish class, all in one horrible enema.

8
Ryan:
I’ve got 9 successes; you can shove that difficulty right up your ass!

9
Adam: (pretending to be Ori)
Say something dirty to me.
Beau(pretending to be Heron):
Necromancy.

10
Beau:
Phenomenal cosmic power, minor anal leakage.